Monday, December 12, 2005

12 Days of Chemo

On the 1st day of Christmas my doctor gave to me some platelets on an IV
tree

On the 2nd day of Christmas my doctor gave to me two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 3rd day of Christmas my doctor gave to me three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 4th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 5th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 6th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 7th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 8th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me eight scales a tilting
seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 9th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me nine nurses nursing
eight scales a tilting
seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 10th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me ten hairs a growing
nine nurses nursing
eight scales a tilting
seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 11th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me eleven ports for pushing
ten hairs a growing
nine nurses nursing
eight scales a tilting
seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and some platelets on an IV tree

On the 12th day of Christmas my doctor gave to me twelve thermometers
throbbing
eleven ports for pushing
ten hairs a growing
nine nurses nursing
eight scales a tilting
seven buckets for puking
six slim jim cravings
FIVE STEROID PILLS...
four calling cards
three heparin flushes
two spinal taps
and - some - plate-lets - on an IV treeeee!

4 comments:

Marian Nicks said...

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2005 03:57 PM, CST

Hi Josh & family,

Didn't realize it had been so long since I signed your book.
Just read the last entry your mom put in - looks like you guys have been very busy.
I'll bet - even with all that is going on right now, you and your whole family are very glad you are home.
Hope Santa is good to you and your brother & sisters. I know everyone has been on their best behavior? {: ^ O

Blessings to all during this Holy Season.

Love,
Mare & Jer {: - )

Nicole Jones said...

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2005 08:49 PM, CST

This is your cousin NICOLE fom california....

Im soo sorry boutmy little cousin Joshy. I miss you guys so much, Im going to try anf visit you guys soon. I LOVE YOU GUYS...... I MISS YOU

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

nicole jones
MORENO VALLY, CA
United States

Marilyn Koehler said...

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2005 09:12 PM, CST

Hi All,

Hope all is going better with you. I sure hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and the HAPPIEST AND HEALTHIEST NEW YEAR EVER!!! You deserve it after the year you have put in. I know it affects the whole family and know everyone is looking forward to a small break. I hope all goes well. I love you guys!!

You are in my prayers daily. Not a day goes by that I don't think of you all in one way or another. Hopefully you all will have time to get some much needed rest.

I love you,

Aunt Marilyn

Marilyn Koehler mar1242@aol.com
Louisville, KY
United States

April Molle said...

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2005 07:27 PM, CST

Merry Christmas Josh and Family!
Hugs!
April Molle
All-Kids

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April Molle
FL
United States